Bilbo has given you the Ruling Ring and a quest. You have to journey across Middle-earth, deep into the shadow of the Dark Lord, and destroy the Ring by throwing it into the Cracks of Doom. You must take two characters with you, who will you choose?
Why on earth would Bilbo give ME the Ruling Ring? Has he gone mental? Can’t I just pass the Ring along to someone else? No? Really? Are you sure? Well, okay then, but only because I have too.
I need someone who knows how the Dark Lord plays and so my first pick will be Luc from Personal Demons. He’s a demon, so he can stand the heat and I’m sure he has no problems with killing every *creepy* creature that will stand in our way. So long he doesn’t turn on me I will be fine. And oh yes, he’s HOT, literally. Don’t look at me that way. That’s important. Haven’t you seen the movie? It’s cold out there in the shadows of the Dark Lord.
I have a hard time choosing the second character. But I think Sophie from Hex Hall will be my second choice. She’s a witch and hopefully by then had a lot of training. I need someone who can cast some wicked spells, maybe even put a veil on us. I think a powerful witch can do that and she is powerful. Also I think she would be fun to hang out with. Like that’s really important if those creatures are after us, but yeah.
Could I pick one more person? Please? Carlisle Cullen, is he available?